Frontier AI Prediction Stack · Live Oracle
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Will he chicken out?
The world's most powerful AI, aimed at one question. The comedy and the tragedy.

// The Evidence

Live signals compiled by frontier AI. Each classified as pushing toward TACO (he folds) or NOTTACO (he holds).

// The Argument

Two stacks of reasoning, continuously updated. The balance shifts the verdict.

TACO — He Folds
    NOTTACO — He Holds

      // The Recursion

      The real question isn't whether he chickens out. It's whether he chickens out of the chickening out. And then whether he chickens out of that.

      // The Physics

      Every TACO event hits markets like a delta function. Each asset is a different oscillator. The overshoot is tradeable. Parametric fits from real 1-minute IBKR data.

      Impulse Response — March 26 TACO Event  
      Normalized % return from pre-event price. t=0 is the TACO impulse (20:11 UTC, Mar 26 2026). Dashed: parametric fits. Data: 1-min bars, IBKR + Hyperliquid.

      // The Catalog

      Every TACO and potential-TACO event of the Trump II presidency. Timestamped, classified, measured. The historical chicken-out rate is the prior.

      Date Event Outcome ES Peak BZ Peak Signal Strength
      Historical TACO rate: --- · Events catalogued: ---

      // The Ensemble

      Four frontier models, different reasoning styles, one question. Democracy of machines.

      // Market Implications

      What each outcome means for the instruments that move on this question. Based on fitted parametric models from real TACO events.

      // The Stack

      How the most sophisticated AI prediction system works. On one question.

      Signal Ingestion

      Truth Social, Reuters, Bloomberg, X/Twitter via Grok x_search. Every statement, action, market reaction catalogued in real time.

      Impulse Physics

      Parametric oscillator models fitted to 1-minute IBKR tick data. Two-phase decay, driven response, step-with-delay. Overshoot fraction = the tradeable alpha.

      Recursive Analysis

      N-th order chicken-out detection. Game theory applied to a man who plays zero-order games. The recursion depth IS the prediction.

      Multi-Model Ensemble

      Claude Opus, Grok, GPT-5, Gemini Ultra. Each runs independently with full evidence. Disagreement = uncertainty. Consensus = conviction.

      Polymarket Feed

      Whale detection on tariff prediction markets. When high-signal accounts cross the ask in size, that's a leading indicator. Smart money first.

      Historical Prior

      Every TACO event since Jan 20, 2025 catalogued and measured. The base rate is the strongest signal. He usually folds. But not always.